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Rich People Sef

Nawa for all these rich people ooo! Someone once went with a friend to visit her boyfriend from a rich family. The maid approached her and asked:
Maid: What will you like to drink; fruit juice, yogurt, tea, cappuccino, frapuccino, or coffee?
Visitor: Tea, please.
Maid: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Kericho gold tea, Bush tea, or Green tea?
Visitor: Ceylon tea please.
Maid: How do you want it, black or white?
Visitor: White.
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Visitor: Milk.
Maid: Goat milk or Cow milk?
Visitor: (haba!) Cow milk na.
Maid: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Visitor: Ummm…lemme go with Freezeland.
Maid: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or hone?
Visitor: Sugar.
Maid: Bee sugar or Cane sugar?
Visitor: Cane sugar.
Maid: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Visitor: Abeg forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.
Maid: Mineral, tap or distilled water.
Me: Mineral
Maid: Flavoured or Non-flavoured?
Visitor: (Jisox!) In fact, just get me an empty glass.
Maid: Do you want tumbler, wine glass, a beer mug or champagne flute?
Visitor: Abeg free me, I go swallow my spit.



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