Rich People Sef

Nawa for all these rich people ooo! Someone once went with a friend to visit her boyfriend from a rich family. The maid approached her and asked:

Maid: What will you like to drink; fruit juice, yogurt, tea, cappuccino, frapuccino, or coffee?

Visitor: Tea, please.

Maid: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Kericho gold tea, Bush tea, or Green tea?

Visitor: Ceylon tea please.

Maid: How do you want it, black or white?

Visitor: White.

Maid: Milk or fresh cream?

Visitor: Milk.

Maid: Goat milk or Cow milk?

Visitor: (haba!) Cow milk na.

Maid: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Visitor: Ummm…lemme go with Freezeland.

Maid: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or hone?

Visitor: Sugar.

Maid: Bee sugar or Cane sugar?

Visitor: Cane sugar.

Maid: White, brown or yellow sugar?

Visitor: Abeg forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.

Maid: Mineral, tap or distilled water.

Me: Mineral

Maid: Flavoured or Non-flavoured?

Visitor: (Jisox!) In fact, just get me an empty glass.

Maid: Do you want tumbler, wine glass, a beer mug or champagne flute?

Visitor: Abeg free me, I go swallow my spit.