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Police is your friend

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*Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?

*Me:* Here they are.

*Police:* They are incomplete.

*Me:* Check them well, they are complete

*Police:* Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?

*Me:* I go burial

*Police:* Who die?

*Me:* Na one Policeman

*Police:* Wetin kill am?

*Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.

*Police:* Na your friend?

*Me:* No

*Police :* Your relation?

*Me:* No

*Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial?

*Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand.

*Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter

*Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
*(The policeman was staring at me now)*

*Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go.

*Police:* Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day.

*Me:* Thank you same to you.

*Don’t laugh alone*

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