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Nigerian women and how they address their husbands with pet names.

When he gives her N500,000 upward: She calls him Sweetheart.

When he gives her N400,000: She calls him Sweety.

When he gives her N300,000: She calls him Honey.

When he gives her N200,000: She calls him Dear.

When he gives her N100,000: She calls him by their first child name… e.g Daddy Junior.

When he gives her N50,000: She calls him Mr. John.

When he gives her N25,000: She calls him Mr man.

When he gives her N5,000: She calls him by name; e.g Johnny.

When he gives her N500: She calls him This man.

When he gives her lower than N500: She calls him with a sound… e.g “wooosi”, “phuuuuu”, “hissssss”.

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