Range Rover Love

A guy on a date with a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his Ghanaian babe.

Guy: I have been hiding a secret from you and i think you will break this relationship if I tell u.

Girl: what is it my love??

Guy: I’m an SS (sickler) and HIV positive.

Girl: (Hitting d guy on d lap), you almost scared me! Thought you wanted to say this Range Rover you are driving isn’t yours… Eii…lol