YOU MUST LAUGH TODAY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

(1). Call a woman baby, she will be happy but tell her she is acting like a child, she* *becomes angry.*
*Is baby not a child?😂😂😂
(2). Sex without condoms is magical…a baby appears and father disappears.🤔🤗😋
(3). I know one stupid boy somewhere is busy telling one stupid girl that he will give her the world!. Mr, where do you expect the rest of us to stay?😕😕
(4). Your boyfriend name is Solomon And you are complaining that he is cheating Didn’t you read the Bible well Who was king Solomon… 😂😂😂
(5). THOSE GUYS THAT ALWAYS TURN BACK TO LOOK AT A WOMAN’S BUTTOCKS, DONT WORRY U WILL SOON TURN TO A PILLAR OF SALT..😂😭😉
(6). If he’s not good in bed Try d floor and stop disturbing us 😏😏😏😏Nonsense…
(7). All those prefects in secondary school that used to sieze our ball I hope you are now working with FIFA, CAF or UEFA…….. 😝😝😝😝😝😝… Mtcheeew
(8). I hate giving my white earpiece to Yoruba people😁😁 don’t ask me why oo, Jesu… see stone!! Lemme come and be going😂😂
(9). Best way to know a Nigerian girls real name is to ask her for her account details Datz when “Natasha Hills” turns to “Chinasa Okoro Ewu”😂😂
(10). To all those girls who swallow sperm….. be aware you are swallowing human beings Don’ argue me l’m charging my phone!😉😉
(11). Lol midnite hunger can make yu think of food yu wasted in 2010😂😂Am not lieing don’t try it oo eat before yu sleep🤔😉😀
(12). Bros you wear one boxers for one good week without changing it and then you go church on sunday go dey clean chair before you sit down…. Bros if I slap you ehn,