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You could have slept with me


A Lady Lawyer decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by staying overnight in one of London’s most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
” It’s a nice hotel but the rooms certainly are…n’t Worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast……”
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the ” Standard Rate ”
So she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk, Announced :
” The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use.”

” But I didn’t Use them,” she said.

” Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the In-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. ” We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here,” the Manager said.

” But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.

” Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.
No matter what Amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied :
*_” But I didn’t Use It…..!!! “_*

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
*_” But Madam, this check is only made out for £50.00……”_*

_” That’s Correct. I Charged you £200.00 For Sleeping With Me……” she replied….!!! ”_

*_” But I Didn’t…!!!! ”_* Exclaims the very surprised Manager.

*_” Well, Too Bad, I was here, and you could have.”=))…._*

*_U Won’t Win Against A Lawyer._*
*_And You Definitely Won’t Win Against A Woman…..!!!!!!_*





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