At a wedding, I asked the person sitting next to me, “Have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? She’s ugly!”
“You fool!!! That’s my daughter you are talking about!”
The person responded, “Oops! I’m sorry sir. I didn’t know you were the father.”
“I’m not, you silly fool. I’m the mother!”
WOW!!! That’s very obvious
Hahahahaha!