Nigerian Police Registration Check

Nigerian Police officers at a road block …. as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailer

policeman : where is your permit

driver: hands in permit

policeman : do you have extinguisher.

driver : yes its there ….

policeman : light up your indicators

driver: exactly on point indicators work ….

policeman : do you have seat belt

driver : yes u can check …..

policeman : hoot a bit i hear …

driver: pipipipi

policeman turns to his fellow officer and says the man has everything let’s leave let him go.

As the motorist drives away officer shouts : is your simcard registered ?

motorist: no

officer : swine park there!. How can you drive without registering your number what if you get accident how will we identify you ….