Naija Beggar

A beggar with a sign “Help, I’m blind” was at a corner begging for change. A man then decided to give him N500. As he called the begar and was about to hand the money over, a gust of wind blew the money. Immediately, the beggar jumped up, chased the money, stepped on it and retrieved it..
Man: “Ah ah bros, you talk sey you blind na!”
Beggar: “Me, blind? Who tell you?”
Man: Na wetin dey d sign wey you hang for neck!”
Beggar: *looking down at the sign* “Chei! Na blind dis artist write sha! No be wetin I tell am oga, I say make him write deaf and dumb!!”