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I lost my wife


This was a conversation between a Police inspector and a man:
MAN: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back
INSPECTOR: What is her height?
MAN: I never checked.
INSPECTOR: Slim or robust?
MAN: Not slim, may be robust.
INSPECTOR: Colour of eyes?
MAN: Never noticed.
INSPECTOR: Colour of hair?
MAN: Changes according to season
INSPECTOR: What was she wearing?
MAN: Not sure if it was a dress or suit
INSPECTOR: Was she driving?
MAN: Yes!
INSPECTOR: Colour of car?
MAN: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter, V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode and it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door….and…and… (starts crying)
INSPECTOR: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.

What do you think he was really looking for? His wife or his car?



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