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😂I cant stop laughing, I just love these kids.

 

*Teacher:* How old is your father?
*Kid:* He is 6 years.
*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?
*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.
👌😳 😂😂😂
Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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*TEACHER:*   Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
*JOSEPH:*        Here it is.
*TEACHER:*  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
*CLASS:* Joseph.👻👻
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*TEACHER:*   Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
*WALE:*  You told me to do it without using the tables.
🗄📐📕📘📓
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*TEACHER:*  Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
*ADIGUN:*     K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
*TEACHER:*  No, that’s wrong
*ADIGUN:* Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I  Love this child) 🐊🐊
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*TEACHER:*  Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
*REBECCA :*  H I J K L M N O.
*TEACHER:* What are you talking about?
*REBECCA:* Yesterday you said it’s H to O. �‍♀�‍♂
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*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
*MOSES:*  Me! 🙋‍♂
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*TEACHER:*  Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
*ABRAHAM:* Well, I’m a  lot closer to the ground than you are.  👨👦
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*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
*PETER:*  Because George still had  the axe in his hand……     🔨🔨
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*TEACHER:*      Buwembo, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
*BUWEMBO :*  No sir, It’s the same dog.  🐕🐕
(I want to adopt this kid!!)
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*TEACHER:*    Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
*FEMI:*A teacher 😤👺
PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!_
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂
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