Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer:
BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
The barber puts a N50 note in one hand and two N10 notes in the other, then calls the boy and asks:
BARBER: Which do you want, boy?
Akpos takes the two N10 notes and leaves.
BARBER: What did I tell you? Akpos never learns!
Minutes later, when the customer left, he sees Akpos coming out of the ice cream store.
CUSTOMER: Akpos, May I ask you a question? Why did you take the N10 notes instead of the N50 note?
Akpos replied, “Because the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!”