A man crosses the border on the bicycle. The officer on the Custom asks:
– What are you carrying?
– Just rice.
The officer spent much time checking and found nothing but rice. The second time the situation repeated.
– What are you caring?
Proper examinations were made in vain again. Once the officer met that man in the bar, he asked:
– Tell me in secret, what are you smuggling?
Lol, smart guy