Naija no won die

? Conductor asked one of his passengers:
Wey ur money?
Passenger replied: I b staff.
Conductor queried: Which kind staff u b?
-u b police?
No!
-u b soldier?
No!
-u b navy?
No!
-u b air force?
No!
So wetin u be now! Abeg pay ya money jooor
D passenger replied: I b confirm Boko haram!
?????
All d passengers shouted: WHAAT!!! Conductor u dey mad? Oga Boko sorry sir, abeg no vex,we go pay 4 u sir. Everybody screamed;DRIVER NEXT JUNCTION OWA O!. Driver said e be like say na here i go drop too!
??? Abi if you are there will you continue with your journey?