Comparisons

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far this year!
Let’s do comparisons …. So if I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]

Teacher: Big
Students: “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ….
Teacher: “clean.”
Students: “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher: “tall.”
Students: “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles]:”very good!
Students: “very good, very goodder, very goodest.

Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh please-st..

Teacher: “Look at me..!!!
Students: “look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est.
Teacher: “what a disgrace!
Students: “what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st!
Teacher [furious]: I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!!

What would you do if you where teacher?