*Is baby not a child?πππ
(2). Sex without condoms is magicalβ¦a baby appears and father disappears.π€π€π
(3). I know one stupid boy somewhere is busy telling one stupid girl that he will give her the world!. Mr, where do you expect the rest of us to stay?ππ
(4). Your boyfriend name is Solomon And you are complaining that he is cheating Didnβt you read the Bible well Who was king Solomonβ¦ πππ
(5). THOSE GUYS THAT ALWAYS TURN BACK TO LOOK AT A WOMANβS BUTTOCKS, DONT WORRY U WILL SOON TURN TO A PILLAR OF SALT..πππ
(6). If heβs not good in bed Try d floor and stop disturbing us ππππNonsenseβ¦
(7). All those prefects in secondary school that used to sieze our ball I hope you are now working with FIFA, CAF or UEFAβ¦β¦.. ππππππβ¦ Mtcheeew
(8). I hate giving my white earpiece to Yoruba peopleππ donβt ask me why oo, Jesuβ¦ see stone!! Lemme come and be goingππ
(9). Best way to know a Nigerian girls real name is to ask her for her account details Datz when βNatasha Hillsβ turns to βChinasa Okoro Ewuβππ
(10). To all those girls who swallow spermβ¦.. be aware you are swallowing human beings Donβ argue me lβm charging my phone!ππ
(11). Lol midnite hunger can make yu think of food yu wasted in 2010ππAm not lieing donβt try it oo eat before yu sleepπ€ππ
(12). Bros you wear one boxers for one good week without changing it and then you go church on sunday go dey clean chair before you sit downβ¦. Bros if I slap you ehn,