YOU MUST LAUGH TODAY?????????

(1). Call a woman baby, she will be happy but tell her she is acting like a child, she* *becomes angry.*
*Is baby not a child????
(2). Sex without condoms is magical…a baby appears and father disappears.???
(3). I know one stupid boy somewhere is busy telling one stupid girl that he will give her the world!. Mr, where do you expect the rest of us to stay???
(4). Your boyfriend name is Solomon And you are complaining that he is cheating Didn’t you read the Bible well Who was king Solomon… ???
(5). THOSE GUYS THAT ALWAYS TURN BACK TO LOOK AT A WOMAN’S BUTTOCKS, DONT WORRY U WILL SOON TURN TO A PILLAR OF SALT..???
(6). If he’s not good in bed Try d floor and stop disturbing us ????Nonsense…
(7). All those prefects in secondary school that used to sieze our ball I hope you are now working with FIFA, CAF or UEFA…….. ??????… Mtcheeew
(8). I hate giving my white earpiece to Yoruba people?? don’t ask me why oo, Jesu… see stone!! Lemme come and be going??
(9). Best way to know a Nigerian girls real name is to ask her for her account details Datz when “Natasha Hills” turns to “Chinasa Okoro Ewu”??
(10). To all those girls who swallow sperm….. be aware you are swallowing human beings Don’ argue me l’m charging my phone!??
(11). Lol midnite hunger can make yu think of food yu wasted in 2010??Am not lieing don’t try it oo eat before yu sleep???
(12). Bros you wear one boxers for one good week without changing it and then you go church on sunday go dey clean chair before you sit down…. Bros if I slap you ehn,

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