Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Macauley (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps banana and Ga kenkey before eating cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut meat from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything – Williams Shakespeare (1900)
Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria – Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to regard bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther King Jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder – Michael Faraday (1899)
Lol. Nice one