A boy was so fed up with his family situation and was forced to ask his father: thus, this conversation goes:
BOY: papa, why is our situation so critical?
PAPA:(tears, coming out from his face)ah! if no bi JUNE 12, I for don be like OBJ.
BOY: papa, why bi say we no get house to stay?
PAPA:((tears, dropping from his eyes again )ah! ah! if no bi JANUARY 27(Ikeja bomb blast) we for dey for mansion by now.
The boy still frustrated again and he asked:
BOY: why bi say all your friends dey America and only u dey for Naija.
PAPA:(this time putting his hands on his head) ah! ah! ah! if no bi September 11, I for still dey America by now.(na wa ohhhhhhhhhhh)
