1. The difference between BATHROOM and BAFFROOM ……………..
In BATHROOM, one can take a cute selfie.
But in BAFFROOM, hmmm hmmmmm!
If your soap falls on the floor, just forget it!
2. Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier and forgot to return it, I got home now and received a debit alert of #70….. First Bank! My God will fight for me o!!!
3. When your girlfriend Posts “Real men are born in March”, But you were born in October My brother, I understand.
E dey pain but no vex you never reach your bus-stop….
4. -When girls run out of cosmetics the next thing they will update is…..
“MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL NATURAL”. And you think you are deceiving Me Abi….?
5.Borday: I heard u now work at the bakery.?
Akpos: oh yes. I started last week.
Borday: but you have never brought any bread home.
Akpos: Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house?
And even you who works at the mortuary, have you brought any dead body home before?
6. Can someone please deposit money into my First Bank Account.
I want to know if my alert is still working…..
7. When a girl upload a beautiful photo.
Her main boyfriend will just like and comment briefly such like”Beautiful”or “Cute”.
But awon ABELEJAYAN ( aspiring boyfriends) will be shouting wow wow wow, wow like police siren..
8. Some girls don’t go to the gym, but look physically fit because of running from one man to another….
9. Dear Bae, if you want to cheat on me, please, do it with someone I can beat… Don’t hurt me twice….
10. Onitsha babes are very funny, you will meet them in a taxi.
You pay taxi fare for them and buy them Yoghurt then exchange numbers, And you will watch them save your name as TAXI YOGHURT.
11. Someone updated: “Rape is not a sin, it’s just a surprise sex”. I commented, “may your sisters & wife be surprised by men”.
He blocked me. Did I say anything bad?
12-This is pure wickedness! how can i beg my neigbour for one spoon of salt and she told me dat her mum counted it::::wetin dat one mean?
13-If u r fighting with an osha boy and all of a sudden he leaves the fight and start running around shouting “Nna eeh! Nna eeh” flee before he complete third nna eeh..
Don’t say I didn’t warn u.
14. Boyfriend that cannot slap soldier for his girlfriend, is that one a boyfriend?
15. First day she leaves her top and towel at your place, 2nd day she leaves shoes and jacket, 3rd day she leaves her make up kit.
Congratulations my brother you now have a wife.
16 -That awkward moment when the 5 Star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is #1500.
You’ll start explaining and describing coke like “I mean coke…
Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral type.. I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi…. The one Coca-
Hahahahahahaha! Number 7 cracked me up!