- There must be something about single girls with a nose ring.
I don’t know if they are trying to smell an engagement or marriage? ???
- Even if u’re ugly as hell when you have money, women will always find something cute on you like. They will be like: “Awwww he has nice finger prints”…..or “Awwww he has such a cute shadow”. ??? Girls of nowadays sha ?
- I seriously need to stop listening to people’s conversation in a taxi…I once followed someone home just to hear the rest of the story. ???
- Girls that plait Ghana weaving with Brazilian wool on their Nigerian hair… Come let’s talk! How do you survive with three nations on ur head ?
- Not all couples have sex on their wedding night, some spend it arguing about how the jollof and drinks disappeared. Lmaooo ? ? ?
- Teacher: What’s the full meaning of AIDS
Pupil: Arsenal Is Dying Slowly
- Nigerian parent be like: Mayweather $300million(114billion naira) for just 1 fight. God punish any teacher that separates my son wen fighting in the school.???
- Witchcraft Is When You Want To Give Your Mom Money, But Then You Take Out A Condom…??? Even fainting will not save you.
- When You Ask People For advice They Will Tell You To Listen To Your Heart, But All You Can Hear Is “Tum tum tum”…???
- Boy: From the day I met u, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke…
Girl: How sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..
Boy: SHUT UP..!! U made my pocket empty??????