Nigerian women and how they address their husbands with pet names.
When he gives her N500,000 upward: She calls him Sweetheart.
When he gives her N400,000: She calls him Sweety.
When he gives her N300,000: She calls him Honey.
When he gives her N200,000: She calls him Dear.
When he gives her N100,000: She calls him by their first child name… e.g Daddy Junior.
When he gives her N50,000: She calls him Mr. John.
When he gives her N25,000: She calls him Mr man.
When he gives her N5,000: She calls him by name; e.g Johnny.
When he gives her N500: She calls him This man.
When he gives her lower than N500: She calls him with a sound… e.g “wooosi”, “phuuuuu”, “hissssss”.
Hahahahahaha! Your pocket qualifes your name!
The amount of money you give determines your name.lol