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*Teacher:* How old is your father?
*Kid:* He is 6 years.
*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?
*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.
Logic!! Children Are Quick andย Always Speak Their Minds
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*TEACHER:*ย ย Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
*JOSEPH:*ย ย ย ย Here it is.
*TEACHER:*ย Correct.ย Now class, who discovered America ?
*CLASS:* Joseph.
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*TEACHER:*ย ย Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
*WALE:*ย You told me to do it without using the tables.
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*TEACHER:*ย Adigun , how do you spell โcrocodile?โ
*ADIGUN:*ย ย ย K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-Lโ
*TEACHER:*ย No, thatโs wrong
*ADIGUN:* Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(Iย Love this child)ย 
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*TEACHER:*ย Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
*REBECCA :*ย H I J K L M N O.
*TEACHER:* What are you talking about?
*REBECCA:* Yesterday you said itโs H to O. ๏ฟฝโโ๏ฟฝโโ
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*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didnโt have ten years ago.
*MOSES:*ย Me!ย 
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*TEACHER:*ย Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
*ABRAHAM:* Well, Iโm aย lot closer to the ground than you are.ย ย 
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*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down his fatherโs cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter, do you know why his father didnโt punish him?
*PETER:*ย Because George still hadย the axe in his handโฆโฆย ย ย 
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*TEACHER:*ย ย ย Buwembo, your composition on โMy Dogโ is exactly the same as your brotherโs.. Did you copy his?
*BUWEMBO :*ย No sir, Itโs the same dog.ย ย 
(I want to adopt this kid!!)
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*TEACHER:*ย ย Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
*FEMI:*A teacherย 
PASSย IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTERย IS THE SOULโS MEDICINE!!_
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