*Teacher:* How old is your father?
*Kid:* He is 6 years.
*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?
*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.
Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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*TEACHER:* Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
*JOSEPH:* Here it is.
*TEACHER:* Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
*CLASS:* Joseph.
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*TEACHER:* Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
*WALE:* You told me to do it without using the tables.
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*TEACHER:* Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
*ADIGUN:* K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
*TEACHER:* No, that’s wrong
*ADIGUN:* Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child) 
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*TEACHER:* Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
*REBECCA :* H I J K L M N O.
*TEACHER:* What are you talking about?
*REBECCA:* Yesterday you said it’s H to O. �♀�♂
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*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
*MOSES:* Me! 
♂
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*TEACHER:* Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
*ABRAHAM:* Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
*PETER:* Because George still had the axe in his hand…… 
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*TEACHER:* Buwembo, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
*BUWEMBO :* No sir, It’s the same dog. 
(I want to adopt this kid!!)
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*TEACHER:* Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
*FEMI:*A teacher 
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!_
Amazing children!