Smart answer by a female…
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?…
I want to give it to my wife..!!’
Lady: ‘Don’t give it to her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him……
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don’t know
Mother : You need to give attention to your studies also
Mother : No, I don’t!
Son: YOU need to give attention to Dad also
…………………………
A cute excuse:
Teacher : Y r u late?
Student :Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher : So what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student : One shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s..
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book on
How to Cook !!!
Husband came home drunk. To avoid his wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?
Husband : No!!
Wife: Idiot, then y u r typing on your suitcase?!
