Ibrahim Babangida and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. In view of the approaching elections IBB told his driver to go up to the farm and explain to the owners what happened so that he could “settle” them. About an hour later IBB sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of beer in one hand and half a roasted chicken in the other.”What happened to you?” IBB asks. “Oga, the farmer give me one carton of beer, him wife cook for me and dash me this chicken and him daughter say she go marry me.” ” Haba, what did you tell them?” IBB asks. The driver replies “I am Ibrahim Babangida’s driver and I just killed the pig.”
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Hahahaha. To be big man driver sweet o!