A 7years old boy was siting by the side of a bus driver .the small boy said :
If my father is a goat and my mother will be a she goat and i will be the small goat.
If my dad is a monkey,my mum will be a female monkey and I will be the little monkey
if my dad is the headmaster,my mum will be a teacher and I will be the student
then the bus Driver asked him what about if your dad is a thief and your mother is a witch what will you be? The little boy reply the he will become A BUS DRIVER