No Bullets

A 90 yr old man goes to a doctor.
He said:”Doctor, my 28yr old wife is pregnant, what’s your opinion?”

Doctor replies: “Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of his hunting rifle. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella pulls the handle and….BANG!!!…d lion drops dead!”

Old man exclaims: “That’s impossible! Someone else must have shot the lion.”

Doctor: “EXACTLY MY OPINION.”