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The problems of Nigeria started with confusion in speaking English…

British: Extreme
American : End
Nigerian : Extreme end

British: Knicker
American: Short
Nigerian: Short knicker

British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigerian: Barbing salon

British: Bend
American: corner
Nigerian: Bending corner
British: so,
American: Therefore
Nigerian: So therefore,(its a banger)

British: tell me the reason

America: tell me why
Nigeria: tell me the reason why

British: Ten Pounds each
American: Ten Dollars each
Nigerian: Ten Ten naira each.

You see where our problem started?

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