1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play.
2. LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
3. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
4. MARRIAGE : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
5. TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
6. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. FATHER : A banker provided by nature.
8. CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught.
9. BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
10. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.
11. DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Lovely
Hilarious though true.