Wife versus Husband

Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden
Husband: do i look like a gardener?
Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz
Husband: do i look like a carpenter?
🔸husband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door
fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then?
Wife: Jonny our neighbor
Husband: how much did u pay him?
Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
Husband: i hope you gave him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker?