A new CRK (christian religious knowledge) teacher transferred to a JSS 2 class during the mid term. He wanted to know how well the students understood the syllabus so far.
He decided to start from the last topic the previous teacher had taught, “Hello class, who broke down the walls of Jericho?”
There was a full minute of silence. The students just stared at him blankly. He pointed at the students in the front desk to answer the question. They began responding:
Amos: “Sir I’m a new student here, I just started at this school last week.”
John: “Sir the day the wall was broken, I didn’t come to school, I swear”
Mary: “Sir I only passed by the walls of Jericho, I didn’t even touch it, as it was already broken when I passed it.”
Rufus: “Sir, I didn’t even know the walls had been broken, until you mentioned it now.”
The teacher was so shocked and infuriated, “What!!!” He screamed.
The Students began murmuring amongst themselves that the new teacher is so mean. The teacher stormed to the principal’s office to tell him what happened. The principal kindly responded,
“Sorry about that. You know how mischievous these JSS students can be? Always destroying things and later denying it. But rest assured, this matter would be fully investigated.
Just write down the total cost in fixing the said wall, and at the next PTA meeting the issue will be discussed”
nawa wo. What a school. lol
Hahahaha! The problem is from the top!