A judge decides which kind of punishment each thief is about to receive!
Judge: “You will get as many years in prison for as many items you`ve stolen.”
First Thief: “I`ve stolen a can of sardines I get one year of prison”;
Second Thief: “I`ve stolen a tray of eggs, I get 30 years!”;
Third Thief: “Why? Why have I stolen a bag of rice?”
He fainted before the judge even say anything
Lol! Just die before you start serving your time.