The Boyfriend

Jane was called by an Unknown number.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad Panku.
I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns!

5 minutes later, another Unknown caller.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: No.
UNKNOWN: I see you don’t love me. Its your boyfriend.
JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid
Dad!
UNKNOWN: It’s not your boyfriend. It’s still your dad Panku, just
wanted to confirm you really have one.

Wait for me! I’m on my way!!