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Ten (10) Funniest African Proverbs

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⭕ 1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕ 2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕ 3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
⭕ 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕ 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕ 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕ 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕ 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕ 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕ 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal )

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