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Rice Thief

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A judge decides which kind of punishment each thief is about to receive! Judge: “You will get as many years in prison for as many items you`ve stolen.” First Thief: “I`ve stolen a can of sardines I get one year of prison”; Second Thief: “I`ve stolen a tray of eggs, I get 30 years!”; Third Thief: “Why? Why have I stolen a bag of rice?”

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