Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpos: I learnt that we should stop wasting our time in school and go find that WOMAN!!!
Teacher: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Akpos: A teacher!!!
Teacher: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what’s a person from Holland called?
Akpos: Hollandia
Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will you do?
Akpos: God Forbid Sir! I will just stop assuming…
Hahahaha! Silly Akpos!
Hahaha! Akpos is truly finished