A man was refused visa to america due to fake information given to the officers from the embassy by his son. He came home and asked his son:
Dad: junior the officers from the embassy said the information you gave them about me doesn’t correspond with mine, so they refused me visa. what did they ask you?
Son: They asked me what is ur favourite colour and ur occupation?
Dad: What did you tell them?
son: I told them ur favourite colour is red
Dad: Red? What about my occupation?
Son: I told them you’re a painter
Dad: what? who told you that i am a painter
Son: Because i always hear you tell your friends you want to go and paint the town red