Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if you add water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he added water the pasties became milky & when the Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed ikemefuna. Ikemefuna knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about what he observed.
Ikemefuna!, he called from the sitting room.
He answered: Yes, Boss.
Who drank my pasties?.
Ikemefuna :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: Are u insane or what? Why when I call you say yes boss but when I ask you a question you don’t answer me?
Ikemefuna retorted, hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u don’t understand anything at all, except your name
Is that so? asked the boss, Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I’ll go into the kitchen & then ask me a question
Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: Boss. Yes, ikem his Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, Who goes into the maids bedroom when Madam is not at home?
No answer.
the boy shouted again: Boss, I say who dey sneak to the maids room when madam no they house?
No answer.
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except ones name.
The wife interrupted, that’s not true. Its a lie without argument. Ikemefuna asked if shell enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed.
Ikemefuna asks madam, Whos juniors biological father? Me or the Boss?
Madam: Mad rushed out of the kitchen. This kitchen needs to be fumigated I cant understand anything.
Hahaha