NIGERIA….My beloved country

NIGERIA….My beloved country, where people…..
(Add urs)
~ Check d expiry date of gala after eating it.
~ Go to church with extension and BB
charger (charging in his presence).
… ~ Update on BBM “about 2 cross”, get hit by a
car and still update “dying tinz”
~ Say an opening prayer at nite clubs
~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just
to watch a soccer match.
~ Go to a Shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and
spend 30mins snapping with champagne
bottles.
~ Dress in complete rainbow colours like its
rag day and call it colour blocking.
~ Count money after withdrawing from an
ATM (we trust no one, not even machines).
~ Wear head warmers at 45 degrees celsius.
Keep it rolling…