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Nigeria First Semester Examination: 2016/2017 Academic Session

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 2HRS 45 MIN
COURSE UNIT: 6
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase
(ii.) Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v.)Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv.) Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ”Budget padding”.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Write short notes on these phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

7. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

8. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the net effect of gravitational force on you. Take g=10m/s2

9. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)- loss of budget.
(II)- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon
(iv)- ear disorder

10. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari “visited” USA but did not go to say ‘Hi’ to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

11. Write a short note on the statement ‘I belong to everyone and I belong to no one’
12. My wife belongs to the kitchen and the other room.. Explain. What is the other room, and how does it affect the Nigerian economy.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. This exams has pass my power ooh, come to think of it who sets the manuscripts? hope not the APC government, else they will compromise the results again.

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