New Naija Job Titles

House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

Winch :Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE)

Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

Tonto Dike: Audio-Visual Weapons Expert (AVWE)

Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) naija jokes Cool

Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)

Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM) naija jokes

Garri seller: hunger extermination officer (HEO)

Wites & Wizzards : Invisible airforce control management experts (IACME)