Recently, they were out on a date at the prestigious restaurant. After eating and chatting for a while, his Sweetheart politely excused herself to use the convenience leaving her smart phone on the table which he bought for her. He sharply picked it up and started scrolling through her contacts. He started smiling when he saw funny names saved in the contact list like;
– Emeka Stingy,
– Rafael Blacky,
– Ogaga
– Long teeth,
– Friday big ear.
Akpos was just having fun laughing at all the names he saw and decided to check out what his own number had been saved as. He checked and was shocked to see – AKPOS MOUTH ODOUR
just then, she returned to take her seat and the fight started.
After quarreling and fighting for a bit, they decided to make up. Then, Akpos said:
Akpors : My Sweetheart My Love, I wanna sing a love song for you.
Sweetheart : OOh really? Ok then, go ahead
Akpors started singing and singing like Tuface. When his Sweetheart couldn’t hold it anymore, she started shedding tears.
Akpors : My Sweetheart My Love, is it my love song that brings these tears of love to your lovely eyes? Wow, I never knew you loved me this much.
Sweetheart : sobbs…. no, Akpos. Its the mouth odour that is oozing out of your mouth.and then the fight started.
Akpors : My Sweetheart My Love, I wanna sing a love song for you.
Sweetheart : OOh really? Ok then, go ahead
Akpors started singing and singing like Tuface. When his Sweetheart couldn’t hold it anymore, she started shedding tears.
Akpors : My Sweetheart My Love, is it my love song that brings these tears of love to your lovely eyes? Wow, I never knew you loved me this much.
Sweetheart : sobbs…. no, Akpos. Its the mouth odour that is oozing out of your mouth.and then the fight started.
Apkors is completely finished
This mouth odour na wa!