After being married for thirty years….a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks….. “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”
She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely…… What about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m
Just Kidding!”
He
remains in traction at the Montreal General Hospital. Both eyes are
still swollen….Doctors believe that he will make a full recovery.
