1.No matter the amount of weed that the devil smokes the idiot would never be the most high
2.Tears of joy is when a car hits you, and you see dangote coming down from the car.🙄🙄🙄🙄
3.I don’t know why,anytime I see tall, slim guys with big head I remember our standing fan.🚶🚶🚶
4,That awkward moment when you invite your girlfriend to your place and your neighbour’s children will be like :
First child: is it this aunty that came yesterday?
Second child: no it’s not this one ooo
Third child: is like she is one that came day before yesterday.
My brother sorry for yourself.
5.you’re are meeting a guy for the first time and you’re asking if he had another bae,are you now telling me that a person who want to buy a new cloth should walk to the market naked?🙄🙄🙄🙄
6.Please please and please,I’m serious, if you’re short marry someone who is tall. I’m saying this because I’m tired of changing bulb for my neighbour and his wife.
😏😏😏😏😏
8.If I go Down on my Knees and Propose to
a Girl and she says NO… Upper-Cut
follows immediately!!!
If u know… U know
9.If you are a #guy on my list and you have
never Toasted or gone to any Girl inbox
to ask for her number,
Biko say # Hi Lemme tell you how wicked
you are ooh..🏃🏃🏃
10.Nobody say u shouldn’t be #Fat … But
please be Fat & be Rich… Don’t come and
squeeze people inside
Keke and still pay 50 Naira…
11.When Devil pursue you and can’t get you,
He will send a girl with BIG BOOBS and
BIG BUTTOCKS.😋😋😋😋😋
12.After Burial Ceremony…
American : What A Tragedy
Nigerian: salt no even catch for d rice wel🙄🙄🙄
13.Some girls can be soo mean to guyz
ehnnnn….After the guy done call call tire
and the girl finaly pick the call..
Him…Why ain’t you picking my calls??
Her…. I dont have Airtime ni..😳😳😳
14.A cockroach’s last words to a man who
wanted to kill it: “Go ahead and kill me
you coward,
you just jealous that I make your wife
scream more than you do when I climb
her”😂😂😂😂
15. I can’t marry a guy who is not educated,,,,,, says a slay queen who pronounce “igbo” as “Yibo”
Mtcheeew 😏😏😏😏
16.Do you know that those people who were
sold during
Slave_Trade , are now Black Americans,
enjoying America
and Europe but my stubborn Grandfather
refused to be sold… See Me now
am a Nigerian shouting up Nepa.😡😡😡
17.Real Men Bath Once In A Week. Those
Who Bath Everyday Are Gay… Case
Closed…🚶🚶🚶
18.my anambra GF has been walking
around with pepper, just because she
wants me to address her as one of the
“pepper Dem Gang Crew”🙄🙄
19After taking 5spoon you’re now saying
“Jesus pls bless this food”
who are you fooling..😥😥😥
-pls let me go jorr- 🚶🚶
20. U are enjoying dis joke without knowing dat there’s no number 7😂😂😂…
So truly u checked it😋😋😋
22.Dis small rain dat is fallin am already hearing different sounds frm my neighbors room 😆All this bachelors sef 😏 Biko where’s my Bible📖?
23.The way parents of nowadays post picture of their kids in Kindergarten or Nursery class, baffles me.
Some even go to the extent of saying.
“You have made us proud baby”
Made wu proud?
Children that does nothing in class, only to eat biscuits, drink Bobo, colour drawings… Na im dem con say.. U ave made me proud.
😂😂😂
When a woman cries for a man after a break up it means she truly loves him but when a man cries for a woman after break up it means he hasn’t slept with The woman yet.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!! This can really take away one’s sorrow!
Nice one