One day an Igbo man went for an interview an the following conservations ensued between him and the interviewer.
Interviewer: Welcome; Are you com-for-ta-ble?
Igbo man: I didn’t come for table, I only come for job!
Interviewer: What do you mean?
Igbo man: I didn’t mean anything, look at my mouth?
Interviewer: But you’re a funny man….
Igbo man: I no be a funny man, I’m an Igboman.