I will be very rich with this money.

A very foolish poor man received a gift of 100 naira from his mother. And so he said to himself ‘i will be very rich wit dis money, I will marry a wife, buy a car with many escorts, build a house with lots of visitors.

so he went to buy a newspaper and wit it, he went into a restaurant, crossed his legs, held out the newspaper and ordered a meal.

‘And he said dis is my wife serving me’ after eating, he could not pay so the seller called police. They came with their big van and arrested him and he said’this is my car wit many escorts.’ they policemen took him to prison wit, other inmates, then he smiled to himself and said’finally dis is my house wit many visitors’