Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ”Why is the bride dressed in white?”
The mother replied, ”Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment then said, ”So why is the groom wearing black?”
The opposite of what the wife is wearing and how she feels! Lol!
Hahahah the horrible contrary