Can’t laugh Alone

1. Bet9ja will break guys heart. They will still forgive and play again
But your woman do u small thing, U tight your mind like lucky dube dread. Why?

2. I don’t know why some people would just be making noise about their hustle.
You hustle reach Judas? The Nigga sold Jesus Christ oh! Which hustle reach that 1 abeg?

3. Some Girls are funny sha, you know you have Big_Tommy and you will Wear High Waist Pants and Tucking your Shirts, thereby making your shape look like Gotv Remote…

4. Your Boyfriend is on Facebook telling other Girls he’s Single and you here calling him “Le Boo” “Le Boo.” You are “Le Fool.”

5. If a Yoruba Guy, takes u Home to meet his Parents and on getting there they Tap, him to come inside with them while you are waiting alone in the Living Room… Aunty mi, just forget it, you have lost a Husband…

6. Just b’cos of a Fine Usher_Girl, u dropped all ur Money in the Ofering Tray… Now u are looking for Lift…

7. Hahaha…. Orisirisi…. I just saw Aboki doing Conductor @ Obalende He dey shout “Obuualeyyyndey obuualeyyyndeh”

8. Seriously Yahoo_Boys, should be Celebrated, Politicians take our Money go Overseas… Yahoo_Boys bring it back Home

9. Even Break-Up is not as Painful as seeing ur Neighbour having Light when u don’t have… Chaiii

10. You want to be Taken Out every Weekend… My Sister are you a Dust_Bin?

11. So, you borrowed ₦100 from MTN to Vote for someone to win ₦25million in BBN?
Please, let us not argue this matter too much, Just give me your Address, I want to come and beat you in your house so you can receive sense.

12. When a Girl says “Good Night”, she says Good Night to You only… So don’t bother her if you, still see her Online..

13. Some Guys , don’t really know their Girlfriend Face, because they are dating Make_Up_Promoters …

14. Abeg make una see me see wahala o.
“I attended a burial of my friend’s grand father yesterday but their tradition is that, at every burial ceremony, an old man would come out and announce the next person to die, so the old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die… I tell you since yesterday we are still here at the burial ooh and I supposed to go to work today o….

15. All you married women that will see a pretty lady standing under a very hot sun and refuse to give her a lift, don’t worry, your husband is coming to pick her…

16. At the ATM after waiting for 2hours on the Queue, and finally is ur turn den u realised u r holding ur Voter’s Card… The Witches in ur village will just whisper in ur Ear… Is_Our_Work oooO